We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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