You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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