IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize