I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
farters have to be the big spoon...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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