i don't like sucking hair
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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