Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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