My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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