I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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