Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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