Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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