I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
