Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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