Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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