when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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