cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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