Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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