he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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