This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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