so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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