Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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