even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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