you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You can't just leave with hair like that
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
