Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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