We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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