She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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