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(970): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly

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(949): View more from California

I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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(519): View more from Ontario

mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

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(305): View more from Florida

you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?

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(520): View more from Arizona

i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.

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(971): View more from Oregon

we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours

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