dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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