You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This is my gift to your gina
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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