Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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