yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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