If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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