Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Damn victory sex feels great
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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