Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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