i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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