Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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