Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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