the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
