i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Randomize
