just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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