if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I love having hate sex.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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