I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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