Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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