Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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