I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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