Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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