I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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