that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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