Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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