I must be too annoying 4 u.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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