We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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