I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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