If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize
