its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
