Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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