dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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