Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's blow job season.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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