And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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