Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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